i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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