does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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