I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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