its not stalking. its research.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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