Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Two words: nipple clamps
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