return my video game
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
