oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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