he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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