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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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