Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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