You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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