The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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