My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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