If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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