waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
