you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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