He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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