So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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