Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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