They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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