why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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