your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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