I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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