come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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