I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm at about main and main street
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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