He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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