I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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