Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
