your thong is hanging out like whoa
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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