I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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