i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Randomize
