Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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