S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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