Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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