Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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