i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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