She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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