"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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