I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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