Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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