You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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