does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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