Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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