He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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