Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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