question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have aggressive nipples.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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