The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
