we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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