So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
