I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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